This morning I told my wifey that I’m starting to feel the onset of old age. The reason I can tell is because when I walk by a group of 18 year old girls, I no longer have the urge to fuck them all into oblivion :(. I have heard that steroids can help, so I requested wifey help me find some. I am mourning the loss of the single most urge that sets Uncle Daddy apart, and makes Uncle Daddy, Uncle Daddy. :( Diddy sad, I am open to advice from anyone else suffering as I am. Thanks.
I am such a humanitarian. Today I pretty much completely validated the existence one of my unattractive employees by reaching out and grabbing both of her large breasts and squeezing (I prefer to call it honking). She now has the confidence of 1000 gazelles. Uncle Daddy, inappropriately improving the lives of others, one feel at a time.